BLACK LIVES MATTER PAYS DIVIDENDS

The most recent report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics says black unemployment is at a record low 4.7%. This means the negro is doing exactly what white Republicans like me want him to be doing: Working low-education jobs in sheet metal and truck driving, and feeding his many illegitimate children. And nor does this number somehow fail to account for millions of lazy negros who are not even looking for work.

A few years ago, millions of white people took to the streets with an argument. They said we are not going to have it, end of story, no excuse. You are not going to kick ass on negros in the street. You are not going to shoot Breonna Taylor or Philando Castile, not for their many terrible crimes, our ears are closed.

We don’t care if the negro is a drug dealer. We don’t care if the main cause of death of black children is black-on-black crime. You are not going to kick ass on the negro in the streets, and expand a culture of war. If you kick ass on crazy negros in traffic, you are going to prison.

They said what many normal people usually say at large gatherings: We don’t care what he did, we are not going to have fights at this party. Even woke corporations joined the movement, blindly handing out money to communists and race hustlers like duped members of a cult. They paid off their own hangman, it would seem.

And the Democrats even won an election over it, despite their many crazy policies. And if it was a communist plot, we are not sure what stopped it from coming to fruition. Because the Black Lives Matter side won. Derek Chauvin, Gregory McMichael, and even Kim Potter went to prison. And no, we don’t care if Ahmaud Arbery was not really out jogging in his baggy pants.

And the result at the end of our nation has somehow frustrated predictions of the obvious. Black people unchecked by law and order did not run wild. They are not all now members of revolutionary communist militias, living in left-wing inner-city autonomous zones, financed by subversive Jewish billionaires while the suburbs lie in ruins.

Somehow instead of burning down the last suburbs, the coloreds instead got jobs and lived in them. They even did it smoking weed. I am sure they are even smoking weed right now, before work, during, and after. The devil weed that makes white children psychotic and listen to jazz music.

Somehow the white sci-fi dystopian futurist vision passed the coloreds by without them noticing. One might reflect that Marx, Lenin, Engels, and Stalin were all as white as white. As are both Antifa, and the Proud Boys.

Somehow even with Joe Biden destroying the country, and communist agitators building mansions with money extorted from woke corporations, the colored somehow ignored it all and went and got a job. Like little colored figures on a model train set in a Republican’s basement. Without anyone having to run up and shoot them, or getting to. What would Jesus do?